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This website is dedicated to the art of predicting the unpredictable.

Our Mission: To boldly go where no man has gone before, and predict with certainty the exact number of space rocks that will impact Earth next Tuesday.

Our team of expert space prophets has been studying the ancient arts of numerology, astrology, and... um, otherology.

We have developed a proprietary algorithm that combines the latest research in space science, mysticism, and prophets' intuition to predict with 100% accuracy the trajectory of every single space rock.

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This Week's Space Rocks About Us prophets' intuition to predict the exact number of space rocks that will impact Earth next Tuesday.